My name at Smith & Wollensky

For more than 20 years, Smith & Wollensky has been one of my favorite restaurants. As they opened outposts outside of the original on 49th and Third Ave. in New York, I've been there. A decade ago when I stopped eating meat, I simply embraced the seafood portion of the menu. (And the wine list, too.) Speaking of their menu, fans know it's framed in glass.

I have a confession to make. My sister-in-law swiped one of those framed menus for me. It was many years ago judging by what is now "reasonable" prices on that menu. The menu proudly hangs on the wall of our kitchen. Over time we also received a Smith & Wollensky umbrella and set of steak knives. I sincerely hope the gift givers paid for those items.

This morning I came across a banner ad promoting a contest at the restaurant. A chance for "Smith" to be replaced with my name. Or your name. I'm going to enter. And if I win it might be like Glengary Glen Ross. I'll get a new set of steak knives.